ALTRUISM

Jun 4 '12

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Jun 4 '12
  • (I work in a Coffee Shop. I was on break in the lobby when a couple walks in. Directly behind them is a cute little boy in Batman costume.)
  • Me: “Oh my God! It’s BATMAN!”
  • (The boy stops, strikes a pose and starts looking around menacingly. After a few seconds, he approaches the counter.)
  • Mother: “Jeff, would you like a chocolate milk?”
  • Boy: “I am not Jeff. I am The Batman.”
  • Mother: “The Batman, would you like a chocolate milk?”
  • Boy: “Yes. Yes, The Batman would.”
  • (The couple pays while the boy sits down with his chocolate milk. He keeps a stern look on his face as he sips the drink.)
  • Boy: *sips* “Gotham is safe.”

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Jun 4 '12
Undressed Skeleton: Pistachio Almond Pancakes!

undressedskeleton:

1/2 Cup Batter For Two Pancakes!

190 Calories, 2g Fat, 16g Carbs, 3g Protien, Fiber 9g

Ingredients:

  • 2 Cups Whole Wheat Flour
  • 2 Table Spoons Cooking Stevia
  • 2 Servings Benefiber Powder
  • 1/2 Teaspoon Potassium Salt (Or regular salt)
  • 1 Teaspoon Baking Powder
  • 1 Cup Unsweetened Soy Silk…

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Jun 4 '12

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Jun 4 '12

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Jun 3 '12
cjcalvert: kaptainsilly: nightfall-masquerade: justareallyveryintelligentsystem: ask-mr-greedler-sir: askthatsexyitalianairdeliverer: pinup-norma: batman-onceler: webbyghost: ryiohax: ask-drunkonce-ler: Witch of Melody. ((ooc: I’m posting this here because of the sheer irony. Drunk’s characterization is actually based off an original character named the Musician Witch.)) Warden of Piss Warden of Piss. WARDEN OF PISS. Thief of Silence huh. Prince of Time …okay :] ((ooc:….Heir of Lips……LOLOLOLOLOLOL)) ((Thief of Silence and Frost. (I have a hyphenated last name.) …I should make a last name for Sai.)) ((Nick of Haze…. what?)) Mage of light but OMG WARDEN OF PISS ^^^^ Seer of time. Haha poor Warden of Piss. I am the Prince of Heat, bow down to me! Knight of Time. Gent of Piss.

cjcalvert:

kaptainsilly:

nightfall-masquerade:

justareallyveryintelligentsystem:

ask-mr-greedler-sir:

askthatsexyitalianairdeliverer:

pinup-norma:

batman-onceler:

webbyghost:

ryiohax:

ask-drunkonce-ler:

Witch of Melody.

((ooc: I’m posting this here because of the sheer irony. Drunk’s characterization is actually based off an original character named the Musician Witch.))

Warden of Piss

Warden of Piss.

WARDEN OF PISS.

Thief of Silence

huh.

Prince of Time

…okay :]

((ooc:….Heir of Lips……LOLOLOLOLOLOL))

((Thief of Silence and Frost. (I have a hyphenated last name.) …I should make a last name for Sai.))

((Nick of Haze…. what?))

Mage of light

but OMG WARDEN OF PISS ^^^^

Seer of time. Haha poor Warden of Piss.

I am the Prince of Heat, bow down to me!

Knight of Time.

Gent of Piss.

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Jun 3 '12
the-absolute-funniest-posts: Follow this blog, you will love it on your dashboard

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

Follow this blog, you will love it on your dashboard

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Jun 3 '12

fuckyeahhistorycrushes:

HAHAHA I figured y’all might enjoy this because we get a lot of messages about “so-and-so looks so much like famous-actor” and IT REALLY IS QUITE EERIE SOMETIMES!

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Jun 3 '12

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Jun 3 '12
tastefullyoffensive: “In three years of teaching, this is, by far, my favorite student error.”[via]

tastefullyoffensive:

“In three years of teaching, this is, by far, my favorite student error.”

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